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Highlights of this nasty book:
*Dr. Stephen doCarmo's foreword (ok, so that wasn't written by Kevin Kim, but it's funny as hell).
*The preface - an interview w/Barbara Walters. Who knew Baba Wawa was soooooo naughty? "Anus-tongue", anyone?
*really screwed-up haiku, some of it stealing from Georges Perec's idea of avoiding the letter E
*that Throbbing Prom story
*that story about Satan and the little boy in hell
*the story about the roasted Thanksgiving turkey that comes to life
*ANY of the stories involving Mr. Spock or Star Wars characters, those are some cruel parodies
OK some of the poetry was strange, I admit, and I wasn't sure how to relate. But some of it was just a nasty treat to read, like "Valentine Valediction", which is an acrostic poem.
This guy has a sick mind and probably too much time on his hands. *Is* he a guy? Can we know for sure?
Kim's no Shakespeare, but take Scary Spasms on its own terms and it's damn funny. Am recommending this to friends looking for a cheap (but often literate, go figure) laugh.
This book, Scary Spasms In Hairy Chasms, will hold a place of honor in your home, as it does mine.... I reach into the shelving, fingers a-tremble with anticipation, pull out my book, and randomly turn to a selection; no matter where you go there is a penetrating insight into something. Or someone. Or both.
...In the dead of winter, I find myself transfixed, lost in the sheer passion of Kim's writing for so long....
Do yourself a favor. If you're becoming trapped in the mundane, if your life is becoming a bore, you need this book to shake up your world view. Kevin will re-tint those rose-colored glasses.
Oh, yeah, he draws really cool cartoons, too....
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Compiled from a variety of (credited) Chinese military texts by court official Lee, Dok-mu, the MYDBTJ came into use in Korea during the year 1790, Yi Dynasty. This 400 page volume offers us an uncommon view of actual practical martial skill utilized in days past, and surprisingly for many of us, finally dispells the myth of the importance of empty handed fighting among warriors of days past. For with the exception of a single chapter (pg 311-332), the entire focus of this volume is upon drilling with weapons (sword, staff, pole weapons, polo, horsemanship, etc)! It is of interest to note that in this section, mention is made of sources that refer both to the Shaolin method and death point striking.
For a truely excellent perspective on the MYDBTJ, a recommended read is the article "Korea's Mu Yei Do Bo Tong Ji: A Sample of Martial Arts training in the Yi Dynasty" by John Della Pia in _Journal of Asian Martial Arts_ Vol. 3 #2 (1994). I should also mention that although the MYDBTJ is compiled from CHINESE documents there are many people who in recent years have used the MYDBTJ as a guide in trying to re-create old-style "native" Korean martial arts, among them Hwang Kee of the Moo Duk Kwan, various Hapkido and taekwondo teachers and others in Korea who have created both empty handed and sword forms based upon their unique interpretations of the sequences contained in this manual. It is interesting to obsrve that virtually none of these independent interpretations agree with one another in form or application, suggesting that even folks with the benefit of growing up immersed in Korean language and culture have difficulty understanding this 210 year old work. This is due in part to vagueness of the illustrations and the terms used to describe the techniques, and the fact that it was originally written in classical Chinese. The terms include a vernacular which probably referred to commonly known techniques that needed no further explanation for an audience of 18 century soldiers. The unfortunate fact today is that native Korean martial arts with the exception of taek kyun (kicking), ssireum (wrestling), and archery have been lost to us as have the specifics concerning the skills shown in these manuals drawn from overwhealmingly Chinese sources. Unfortunately, nothing outside of Korea has been published on either Taek Kyun, Ssireum, or Korean archery.
I highly recommend this volume to ANYONE engaged in martial arts practice (regardless of the nationalistic identity of your respective art). It will offer a unique historical perspective on pre-modern Asian military preparation and drill which is simply unavailable from other sources. You now have the opportunity to form your own opinions and draw your own conclusions from this fascinating historical document.
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