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By: Bill Grossman
Would you ever want to eat ten ants? Well I wouldn't. I would watch the show because this book is so good because she eats animals also because there parts and good a audience. I like the show. I also like this book because the book is a good and interesting read. Also because it's good for kids to read. I like what she does. She is a funny character. The book made me feel happy and it was funny and amazing. It's interesting to see what happens in the book. I read it. It is good. You should read it too so you can see what this girl eats!
The story is about Jenna, a thrice-orphaned girl of the Dales (a fictional region) being raised by followers of Great Alta, the Goddess. These women--mostly unwanted daughters of local peasants--train for years to call up their "dark sisters." Jenna, who was born with completely white hair, may be the Anna foretold in prophecy.
Stuff happens.
Interspersed among the actual narrative chapters are ballads and myths of the Dales, as well as a pretentious contemporary historian's interpretation of the events of the story. Through his impeccable application of scientific method to historical research, he manages to get just about everything completely wrong. It's hilarious.
The third volume in this trilogy, "The One-Armed Queen," was a disappointment to me. While it was a good book in its own right, to me it didn't feel related to the other two--it worked on its own, but it was not part of the series. It concerns Jenna's one-armed adopted daughter Scillia, who seemed much less interesting than Jenna. Oh, well.
I highly recommend the first two books.
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The book is about a family told from a baby's point of view. The baby's name is Sam. He has one big sister named Anastasia. His father's name is Myron and his mom's name is Katherine.
This book is very humorous. Sam is curious about everything. He takes a smoking pipe and lighter off his dad's desk and brings it to school for Show and Tell. He also goes into his mom and dad's bathroom and gives himself a punk haircut. He goes to his older sister's room and takes her pet fish Frank and flushes him down the toilet. He expects it to rain pet fish because his mom once told him that whatever is flushed down the toilet will come down as rain a couple of days later.
I understand this book because I have two younger sisters and a younger brother . If you like to laugh, you'll enjoy what this funny baby does, and I suggest you read All About Sam.
by Kristen H.
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Lessing is not a great stylist; she uses language as a means to an end. And yet she creates a unique effect with her rather plain sentences because she is a brilliant observer of life and humanity -- her choice of details rarely fails to render a scene whole and convincing in the reader's mind. With a novel like this, which takes place during a future ice age in Africa, such details are vital to the success of the tale.
There are slow spots in the story, so it's not exactly a page-turner, but for the most part this is a book which carries the reader along rather effortlessly -- we want to know what becomes of Mara and Dann, we want to continue to explore this strange terrain, we yearn to see how Lessing will illuminate our lives with her imaginative leaps. The only book I can think of which compares to Mara and Dann is Walter Miller's A Canticle for Liebowitz; but Lessing's novel is even richer, even more profound, even more stunning by the end.
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Howard Sykes comes home one day to discover that an enormous Goon (small brain, big feet, limited vocabulary) is sitting in his kitchen, claiming that unless his dad Quentin produces two thousand words to "Archer," they will be in serious trouble. Turns out that Quentin promised a mysterious man two thousand words every three months, in exchange for no more writers' block. And the problem is, when the Goon shows up again and announces that the words didn't get through. Quentin swears he won't write another word, and the Goon remains in their house (he's not supposed to leave without the words).
Things immediately go haywire: Howard and his sister Awful soon discover that Archer is one of seven very pushy, devious wizards that "farm" the town they live in -- there's criminal Shine, tantrum-throwing Torquil, sewer-ruling Erskine, and a bunch of others. If Archer gets the two thousand words, he'll rule the world (or "farm" it, as they say it), but if he doesn't then any of his siblings could. What do they need the words for? And how can a pair of kids defeat a bunch of very determined wizards -- especially when some people aren't quite who they seem?
Diana Wynne-Jones is one of the best fantasy authors out there (well, she bumped into Lewis and Tolkien -- that has to be a sign!), and while "Archer's Goon" is not her best, it's pretty high on the list. It's funny, cute, and seems very simple at first, but rapidly becomes very, very complex. The biggest problem is that in this book -- especially in the opening chapters, the writing is very stark and undescriptive, although it becomes much more descriptive later in the book. But the dialogue is still that great humorous Brit style, especially whenever someone talks to the Goon.
Howard is a nice (slightly bland) hero, very like a real adolescent boy in that he botches things and isn't sure what to do when his parents fight. Awful seems that way at first, but behind the insane shrieking she has a brain. The Goon is the biggest triumph of this book -- he initially seems like a simple lunkhead troll-type, but he's really a nice guy. The wizards are almost as good -- some are faking, and some are honest, and heaven help you if you try to figure it out.
Fans of good fantasy (adults and kids alike) will enjoy "Archer's Goon," especially as the simple plot rapidly starts spinning off into greater complexity. Very cute, funny, and occasionally chilling.
Imagine coming home one day and meeting a gigantic Goon taking up all the room in your kitchen. This is what twelve-year-old Howard Skykes comes home to after a long, tiring day of school. This Goon claims that Howard's dad, Quentin Skykes, has to give two thousand words to Archer or, he promises very, very bad things will happen. Soon the treat begins to come true: The power goes out, marching bands play outside their house, a big ditch being dug outside their house, even their car won`t start.
Soon Howard and his little sister, Awful, find out that seven crazy wizards are really running his little English town. Also the other six wizards have decided that they want their share of Quentin words. Puzzled, Howard tries to visit each wizard and find out why they want the words, what the words do and how the words work!
I liked this book because it had the perfect combination of down-to-earth stuff and witchcraft and wizardry. The main idea of the story is riveting and anybody who really likes to read and enjoys wizarding stories will be whisked away in Howard's adventures. Howard is very adventurous and exciting, the perfect character for this well written novel. In this book, all the characters play all sorts of very important roles. Like Howard's dad, for example: he is the one who writes the words in the first place. The mysterious words. What do they do? How do they work?
I would give Archer's Goon four out of five stars because the ending was a bit confusing and hard to understand. My recommended age category for this book is ten to thirty years old because it has a little bit of foul language and uses a few big words. Hope you enjoy reading Archer's Goon!
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