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Or is it? Coming from Edward Gorey, we realize the satire immediately. But I pity those who have come across this treasure without ever having consumed a Gorey before, for it would be the rare individual indeed who would ever buy another of his works. This is a work for the true Goreyphile: aware that his dark streak has an outlet in brilliant satiric writing inextricably coupled to magnificent and meticulous pen-and-inks (darker than is typical of Gorey).
Some of the prose in this obscure little book is so memorable that it cannot be anything other than true genius. Ditto for the illustrations: poor little Eepie Carpetrod, the loathsome couple's first victim, in incredibly cute in that way that only Gorey can draw a child; as cute as Harold and Mona are repellent. "They spent the better part of the night murdering the child in various ways."
Lacking Gorey's talent, it will forever be a mystery to me how a mind that can create cute little Eepie can also create the horror that is the subject of this book. For it is a true horror book, despite the satire. It is also a repudiation that horror need be explicit, for it is as explicitly horrifying as Gorey's masterpiece The Curious Sofa is explicitly pornographic.
Taking a commonsense approach--one free of the heavy psychologizing and programmatic therapy customary with the self-help genre--Ross gives helpful advice relating to the subject of making friends in different familiar situations. Ross1s attention to certain problematic issues and also circumstances pertaining to the individual desiring to make friends--as opposed to simply spouting general attitudes or prescriptions--are what makes his handbook especially relevant and helpful. For example, Ross discusses how problems with addiction can interfere with trying to make friends, and then goes into how to overcome these problems. Problems posed by the personality trait of shyness is another topic Ross similarly treats. This author also recognizes the bearing that circumstances of one's life such as moving to a new location or just entering retirement have on making friends--and he gives sensible advise and offers resources on these sorts of considerations. Ross learned about the worth and meaning of friendship the hard way: by staying in a bad relationship for more than a decade. Imparting instructive anecdotes from his own experience as well as from the lives of others he's known, and also making use of lists of important points and brief questionnaires and forms for taking stock of oneself and one's situation, Ross provides a handbook that is at once empathetic and practical.
Henry Berry, Book Reviewer
Editor/Publisher, The Small Press Book Review
-Jessica Amanda Salmonson, Violet Books
"A Tale of London" - in a reversal of the usual pattern, a sultan has asked his seer to relate to him a vision of the fabulous city of London.
"Thirteen at Table" - The ghosts of twelve women wronged by old Sir Richard Arlen have had dinner with him every night for the last thirty years.
"The City on Mallington Moor" - A rumor is spreading of a strange city of white marble appearing out of the mist.
"Why the Milkman Shudders When He Perceives the Dawn" - this is a tale told in the Hall of the Ancient Company of Milkmen when all the craft are assembled.
"The Bad Old Woman in Black" - What to do in the face of an omen of evil?
"The Bird of the Difficult Eye" - a tale of the only thief employed by West End jewellers since the distressing tale of Thangobrind (see _The Book of Wonder_).
"The Long Porter's Tale" - Gerald Jones, suffering from melancholy, went to a magician in London and was diagnosed with flux of time, and was recommended to take a day at the Edge of the World as treatment.
"The Loot of Loma" - The raiders didn't know that a priest's written curse had been slipped into their loot.
"The Secret of the Sea" - What do ships worship, and what temple do they go to?
"How Ali Came to the Black Country" - Many people may say that technology and pollution are modern devils, but how many people are serious enough to take the traditional steps to imprison devils?
"The Bureau D'Echanges De Maux" - Mysterious shop offering strange goods.
"A Story of Land and Sea" - continuation of "The Loot of Bombasharna" from _The Book of Wonder_.
"A Narrow Escape" - A magician in a dank cavern below Belgrave Square and his preparations to destroy London.
"The Watch-Tower" - When a tower is built to guard forever against the Saracens, forever may be longer than you think.
"How Plash-Goo Came to the Land of None's Desire"
"The Three Sailors' Gambit" - Sometimes even the Devil can't win at the game of selling souls. A chess story.
"The Exiles' Club" - How are the mighty fallen; and even the fallen have to go somewhere.
"The Three Infernal Jokes" - Not so much selling a soul, as trading away an option.