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The Happy Hocky Family Moves to the Country
Published in Hardcover by Viking Childrens Books (2003)
Author: Lane Smith
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Totally hilarious
This book is totally hillarious. It's even funnier than the first one, which is hard to believe. My 11 year old son and I were laughing so hard reading it in the book store that people were looking at us. Buy it for a great laugh!


The True Story of the Three Little Pigs (Viking Kestrel Picture Books)
Published in Hardcover by Penguin Books Ltd (01 February, 1990)
Authors: Jon Scieszka and Lane Smith
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The True Story of the Three Little Pigs
This totally engaging book would appeal to young and old alike. The Big Bad Wolf portrays himself as the innocent victim of a huge misunderstanding. He actually seems like a cool con man.
The True Story of the 3 Little Pigs would be a great read aloud and could be used as a wonderful example of compare and contrast when used in conjuction with The Three Little Pigs.


Knights of the Kitchen Table
Published in Library Binding by Bt Bound (1999)
Authors: Jon Scieszka and Lane Smith
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Kids of the Reading Circle
We suggest The Time Warp Trio, Knights of the Kitchen Table to you because it is funny and interesting. There was a magic book called "The Book" that sent Joe, Sam, and Fred back in time. An evil Black Knight wanted to hurt them. A powerful magician named Merlin was jealous of the three boys. It's so fun and exciting; you'll want to pop into the story, just like they did. It's a mix of fantasy and funny history. The author, Jon Scieszka, is extraordinary, he makes the story seem like you're part of it. It will take you off to a magical land. This book is so exciting that you won't want to put it down. The pictures are so hilarious; you'll laugh your head off.

Who Says Nobody Writes Books for Guys?
Joe, Fred, and Sam find themselves in the land and time of King Arthur, fighting a black knight, a giant, and a dragon. And it all started with a simple present at Joe's birthday party - a book from his uncle the magician that the boys "accidentally" used. But how will the trio get back???

This first book in the Time Warp Trio series is an imaginative, humorous, adventurous book for kids (not just boys) ages 7-11. Everything about the book spells pure fun! The only problem with starting the Time Warp series? You'll want to read them all. So why not do just that?

55 pages with illustrations

The Knights of the Reading Circle
I am a third grade teacher, and every September I start off the new school year with The Knights of the Kitchen Table. I use the Time Warp Trio to ease my students into sitting quietly, while listening to a story for pleasure. After each chapter the children beg me to read another! Regardless of the academic abilities of my students, every one of them seems to truly enjoy this series. Although it is certainly not worthy of a Newbery Medal, I feel it is a fantastic easier chapter book that serves as a springboard to reading. In fact, The Time Warp Trio books are rarely sitting on the shelves of our school library. They are always in a child's hands. To me that makes it worthy of 5 stars.


Hooray for Diffendoofer Day!
Published in Library Binding by Knopf (1998)
Authors: Jack Prelutsky, Lane Smith, Dr Seuss, and Dr Seuss
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Hooray for Diffendoofer Day!!!
Hooray!!! The genius of Dr. Suess is teamed with that of Jack Prelutsky and Lane Smith to produce an outstanding book full of rhymes -- and reason. Diffendoofer School is a santuary for individuality. Why take spelling tests, when yelling contests are so much more fun? Everyone in the school has a unique talent they contribute - like Miss Bonkers, who teaches frogs to dance; and pigs to put on underpants! The students and Diffendoofer love its zany outlook, until a test threatens to send them to Flobbertown, where everyone's the same. But Miss Bonkers has faith in her pupils and chirps:

"We've taught you that the earth is round, that red and white make pink. But most importantly of all: We've taught you how to think..."

And when the test comes, it is filled with things they do know. And for the questions they didn't know, somehow they answered them, proving what Miss Bonkers said. This book is a great gift, and proves that a little fun can't hurt! Three cheers for Diffendoofer Day!!!

HIP HIP HOORAY!!!

It's gribbulous, it's grobbulous! A must-have!
If only there were a Diffendoofer School! I'd gladly send my children to a school where a sprited teacher named Miss Bonkers makes learning a delightful adventure everyday. ("She even teaches frogs to dance, and pigs to put on underpants.") I purchased this book with great enthusiasm because I was intrigued by the fact that Theodore "Dr. Seuss" Geisel never had a chance to finish the story; only a handful of rough illustrations and verses existed. After Dr. Seuss passed away in 1991, his editor of 11 years, Janet Schulman, passed on the rough draft to Jack Prelutsky (a wonderful children's poet) and Lane Smith (an amazing illustrator with a surreal style). This brave team stepped up to the enormous challenge of fleshing out Dr. Seuss's story.

Prelutsky continues the Seussian tradition of wacky words and rhymes, a delight for the young and old. Children love the hilarious descriptions of all the folks who run Diffendoofer School, from the nurse, Miss Clotte, to the stressed-out principal, Mr. Lowe, whose "face is wrinkled as a prune from worrying so much."

Parents will appreciate the not-so-subtle pun on high-stakes assessment tests. The Diffendoofer kids are positively thrilled when they see that the test has "questions about noodles, about poodles, frogs, and yelling...about other things we'd never seen or heard, and we somehow answered them, enjoying every word." Dr. Seuss, Prelutsky, and Smith have created a book that celebrates the creative mind and the joy of learning.

The illustrations by Lane Smith are touched with a lighthearted surrealism. Each page is cotten candy for the eyes. In a touching and unique homage to Dr. Seuss, Smith included original Seuss drawings in many illustrations. It's fun to simply look at Smith's illustrations and try to remember in which books the Seuss drawings appeared.

Another treat for the Seuss fan comes after the story. Schulman, Seuss's editor, wrote "How this Book Came to Be," which includes many of Seuss's original rough sketches and handwritten text. It's a rare opportunity for one to peer into the mind of a brilliant writer.

I simply love reading this book to my children. Three cheers for Dr. Seuss, Jack Prelutsky, and Lane Smith!

A wonderful collaborative gem for children of ALL ages!
Hooray for the team of Dr. Seuss, Jack Prelutsky and Lane Smith who all helped to create HOORAY FOR DIFFENDOOFER DAY! It is a celebration of unique and creative thinking. The text is sophisticated enough for parents to want to reread this to children and maintains the essence of Dr. Seuss' beloved cadence and rhyme. The imaginative illustrations are a blend of Seuss' familiar characters and Smith's own style. Parents are sure to chuckle over his references to Seuss and children will enjoy the storyline, especially those of young school age. My six-year old loved it-especially as his school prepares for standardized achievement testing. Be sure to read the section HOW THIS BOOK CAME TO BE.


James and the Giant Peach
Published in Paperback by Penguin USA (Paper) (26 April, 2000)
Authors: Roald Dahl and Lane Smith
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Cool Book
James and the Giant Peach was Roald Dahl's first book he wrote for children and I must say that this book was superb. It was funny, had really great characters, and had a really enthralling story. The book is about a boy named James that meets an old man and James gets these green beady things that can change his life forever. While walking to the house to use the beads he trips and they get into the soil. he thinks all of his hopes are up but they're not. A peach grows from the peach tree that never ever grew a peach and it gets bigger and bigger until it reaches about the size of a car. Then James gets inside the peach where he meets insects that tell the story how they got the beads and thats how they got in the peach and the peach got big. But then the peach starts rolling downhill until it reaches the sea and falls in. They come out and see sharks eating the peach so they have segulls pull them and they fly all over the Atlantic Ocean until they reach New York. That's the most I'll tell you except READ THIS BOOK. It is so good. Adults and children will love this book. Read it!

One of my favorites since the fourth grade.
This book has been one of my favorite books the third or fourth grade, I don't exactly remember which one, I just know that I've really liked it for a long time. I'm getting out of the seventh grade in a month and a half and I've read this book at least five times; each time I read it I enjoy it as if I was reading it for the first time and it never gets old or monotnous. This is a book that I would read to my children as a bed time story; it's really a book the whole family can enjoy. I love how original this book is and how it captures your immangination, regardless of what your age is. I love how different the characters' personalities are and how much they fit them. I especially love Centipede's rudeness and songs, and Aunt Sponges' vainness. Lane Smith's wild illustrations are great; they're much better than the boring realistic illustrations. "James and the Giant Peach" is definitly a keeper. Roald Dahl is, in my opinion, the best children's book writer of all time. If you enjoy this book, I guarantee that you'll love Dahl's "Matilda" and Dahl's "Witches".

I enjoyed it more now that I am older
Whimisical, creative, silly, I would use these words to describe the fantastic story of James and the Giant Peach. James is a boy whose parents are killed by an unfortunate rhinoceros accident at the zoo. He is forced to live with his two aunts, Aunt Spiker and Aunt Sponge. They are mean to him and make him work alot. One day though he meets a magic fellow while he is working in the garden. The fellow gives him magic beans. James is supposed to eat them, but he drops them by the peach tree. In the evening James goes outside and is shocked by a huge peach on the tree. James finds a hole in the peach and he meets his new "friends". This book is interesting and very good. It is an excellent book for adults to read to kids, because both parties would get reading pleasure.


The Very Persistent Gappers of Frip
Published in Hardcover by Villard Books (15 August, 2000)
Authors: George Saunders and Lane Smith
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Excellent Fun
George Saunders, master of the short story, turns out another brilliant one. The accompanying illustrations by Lane Smith aren't to my taste. They resemble the claymation from 'Nightmare Before Christmas'. The real jewel here is the story.

The story is simple, yet fabulous. Gappers are small orange furry creatures with dozens of eyes. Their main ambition is to climb onto goats and squeal with joy. The people of Frip do not like gappers.

Great story. This is a book you can read with your children. There's nothing objectionable or adult in the book, but Saunders prose is not as simple and concise as most children's books. He writes complicated, convoluted sentences. I love it. He has been called the successor to Phil Dick's outrageous literary legacy. I'm not sure I agree with that, but '..Gappers of Frip' reads just like one of Dick's best. Highly recommended.

The Very Persistent Story
This book is glorious. I find myself pondering passages at the oddest of times. I've read it aloud to my high school students and to friends over dinner. Saunders's prose is of the highest quality, witty, and exceedingly intelligent. Smith's illustrations are evocative and magical. This world of Frip, with its goats and its gappers and its three leaning shacks by the sea is a wonderful place to explore.

The thinness of the book is deceptive. I have read it literally dozens of times at this point and always delight in some turn of phrase that I didn't fully appreciate before. The images are rich and multi-layered and just as much fun over which to pour.

And then there is the lesson of the story. Never preachy, never saccharine. Though I suppose there are several messages from which you can take your pick. Ask for help when you need it. Don't believe the party line. Be kind to people, even when they don't really enjoy it. And love something that will love you back. No matter what the age of the reader, everyone needs to be reminded of those things sometimes.

I would recommend this book to children and adults who are not boxed in by what they think adults whould read. Too many grown ups are scared of books with pictures. Read this aloud to friends and family and to yourself.

Let me put it this way...
This very evening I discovered the joy of reading George Saunders...
"There were approximately fifteen hundred gappers living in the sea near Frip. Each Frip family had about ten goats. Therefore, there would normally be about five hundred gappers per yard, or fifty gappers per goat."
What is a gapper?
Well, it is this baseball-like, Velcro-type crustacean with multitudinous eyes, that crawls out of the ocean at night along with (give or take) 1,499 of its buddies, all intent upon attaching themselves to local goats in a burr-like fashion. Side effects? Serious immediate goat-lassitude followed by actual withering, and depletion of milk supply!
Exactly! Of course!
It's fabulous.
Oh man... it's been a long while since I got so caught up into one of these child/adult books, the last time being Salman Rushdie's excellent "Haroun And The Sea Of Stories."
This one is every bit as good, or better. And every bit as crazy.
Let me put it this way... I stumbled across this book in the store, sat down with it... read the whole thing, laughed... laughed some more... thought of many people I want to give this book to... and ended up purchasing five copies. One will be for my own re-reading.
It is hilarious, and meaningful all at once... as the slipcover says, it's an "adult story for children, a children's story for adults."
The illustrations are superb, and the quality of the book is impeccable... a work of art.

It is a flawless imaginative work, that... while it makes you laugh at every second sentence, makes you realize that resourcefulness in the midst of undeserved adversity can really save the day! That selfishness is ugly... that neighbors ought to be... neighbors.
This little girl named Capable... she is a terrific role model for children.... and adults!
A brilliant work, and recommended without reservation. When you read this story to children the only question will be, who will love it more, you or them? Neither one loving it is simply an impossibility!


Math Curse
Published in School & Library Binding by Viking Childrens Books (1995)
Authors: Jon Scieszka and Lane Smith
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math? funny???...
There are few author-illustrator teams that I like as much as John Scieszka and Lane Smith. They have teamed up time and again to create books that both children and adults find humorous and wonder-filled. I have become an admirer of their books. Still--I had serious doubts that anyone could make math fun. Math Curse proved me wrong.

One could scourer the earth and not find a bigger hater and despiser of math than me. It has been a thorn in my side and the bane of my existence.

Yet, surprisingly, Math Curse is just as engaging and funny as any other book by Scieszka/Smith. Smith in particular, does an exceptional job in this book. Some of his best illustrations can be found in these pages. The pages ringed by text are classic.

The message of math curse is a simple one--math is all around us. The main character's teacher makes this point one day in class. The main character spends the rest of this book finding out just how true her teacher's statement was.

The humor of Math Curse comes mainly from nonsensical (yet often true) problems that the main character works out in her head while seeking to cure her "math curse."

Math Curse is a funny, educational book. It is representative of all that is great about the work of this author-illustrator team.

I give it my full recommendation.

An extremely fun book for children and adults both..
This is one of those children's books that adults will be reading to themselves and chuckling out loud. It was read to a classroom of 1st graders who loved it. Most of the children took it as a straightforward and funny story about a little girl who has had a "math curse" put on her by her math teacher. She perceives everything as a word problem in math. Some children (only one so far in my experience) might feel compelled to work each and every problem and experience distress if they can't come up with all the answers. Which is another important lesson of the book....some problems AREN't math problems. To try and solve these problems using math is just wacky. I think this lesson is every bit as important as the one that math is very pervasive in everyday life. The book ends when the little girl breaks the math curse and "life is just great until science class, when Mr. Newton says, YOU KNOW, you can think of almost everything as a science experiment..."

Children and Adults Love It!
Math Curse is a hilarious book about how math can be so confusing at first, but then how it all of a sudden clicks. This wonderfully illustrated book shows children how math is in the real world with everyone, everywhere, everyday. I read this book to my sixth graders and they loved it! It is a must read for parents, teachers, and students. Enjoy!


The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tales
Published in Hardcover by Viking Childrens Books (2002)
Authors: Jon Scieszka and Lane Smith
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The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tales
The book is written by Jon Scieszka and this review was done by April. This book is one of my favorite books because I can read it over and over and still end up laughing. This book is a collection of little short stories, told by the narrator named Jack (From Jack and Beanstalk). There are 11 short stories in this book; Chicken Licken, The Princess and The Bowling Ball, The Really Ugly Duckling, The Other Frog Prince, Little Red Running Shorts, Jack's Bean Problem, Giant Story, Jack's Story, Cinderumpelstiltskin or the Girl Who Really Blew It, The Tortoise and the Hair, and finally, the Stinky Cheese Man. This whole book is about Jack, the narrator, trying to tell all about the stories in the book. He has trouble doing that because the Little Red Hen keeps interupting him when he is trying to tell a story. The reason the Little Red Hen keeps bothering him is because she wants to tell her story about baking bread and that no one helped her make it.
The most famous story in this book, is the Stinky Cheese Man. It is a knockoff of the Gingerbread Man, but of course with a strange funny twist to it. The story is about a Little Old Lady and a Little Old Man. They were both lonely, so the Little Old Lady decides to make a man out of some stinky cheese. She gave him two olives for eyes and a piece of bacon for a mouth. She put him in the oven to bake. When she opened the oven door, a strong odor fell upon the Little Old Man and the Little Old Lady. They both decide that they weren't lonely anymore. The Stinky Cheese Man goes around say that famous quote, "Run,run,run as fast you can. You can't catch me. I'm the Stinky Cheese Man!"
What will become of the Stinky Cheese Man? Will he end up like the Gingerbread Man? Will the Little Red Hen ever get to tell her story? Read these hilarous stupid tales to find out. I believe that this book is great for the whole family. The reason why is because I think everyone will enjoy it, even the adults!

Still is One of My Favorites......Even Today!!!
Hey, I may be in college, but this was a book I read all the time when I was little. I'm currently taking Children's Lit, which requires me reading 70 children's books. I found this one burried in my room, forgetting that I still owned it. I read it, and it still made me laugh. "The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tales" is one entertaining book.

It's some of your favorite fairy tales.....except told in parody form. They're hillarious. My favorites are "Jack's Bean Problem," "Little Red Running Shorts," "Chicken Licken," and "The Really Ugly Duckling." But they're all very funny. The Little Red Hen will crack you up as she blabbers on about how no one is helping her and how horrible this book is.
The book is by Jon Scieszka and is illustrated by Lane Smith.

It doesn't matter how old you are, this is one of the funniest children's book I have ever read. Fun for all ages. Great writing and pictures. Have a look whenever you can. I'm sure you will not regret it.

Classic Fairy Tales with a Great Twist
The Stinky Cheese Man and other Fairly Stupid Tales is one of my favoite books of all time. It gives great twists to common eveyday fairy tales. It makes the stories that you have heard since you were little more exciting and fun to read. I personally get really bored with listing to the same stories over and over again. That is why i like this book; because it makes old stories seem like new.
In this book strange, and quite surprising twists are put on common stories like Little Red Riding Hood and Cinderella. For example, The Tortoise and the Hare - everone knows that that story is about the race between the Tortoise and the Hare that teaches you that if you take it slow and steady, you will get where you want to be. But in this story, it is about a Tortoise raceing with a Rabbit growing a hair. I think you should read this book because it is really a great story that is actually fun to read...


2095
Published in Paperback by Puffin Books (1997)
Authors: Jon Scieszka and Lane Smith
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TIME WARP TRIO TRAVEL FAR FAR IN THE FUTURE!
This book was great! This is the only book where the Time WARP Trio travel forward in time. I liked the way that the authors described the future. I also thought it was funny because the Time WARP Trio meet their grand-grand-daughters. I won't tell any more because you'll just have to read it to yourself. I rate this book five stars because it was funny like all the other Time WARP Trio books.

Very, Very Funny. A very good book.
I liked the book because it is interesting how Joe, Sam and Fred travel through time. They open a magical book. then they travel through time. They have a lot of exciting adventures. They always try to avoid opening the book but somehow they always end up opening it. John Scieszka also wrote other interesting books like the "Stinky Cheeseman and other Fairly Stupid Tales." In that book he spoofs fairy tales. I have read most of his books. This one, in my opinion, is the most interesting of his books. His books are witty and sarcastic.

2095 (Time Warp Trio) Review by: Amandeep Kaur
The book 2095 was great! I bet you'll love it. I didn't like it at first, but once I started to read it(or when I was at chapter two)I just couldn't stop because it was so funny. My favorite part was when they go in the future. Other books you will probly like are books by Jon Scieszka. And remember I liked it and you'll like it to.


Roald Dahl Treasury
Published in Paperback by Viking Childrens Books (2003)
Authors: Roald Dahl, Quentin Blake, Lane Smith, and christo Wormell
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A real treasure for Dahl fans.
While it's not a replacement for reading the complete works of Roald Dahl, this book is a lovely tribute to him and a good selection of his works. Personal tributes from some people who knew him well combine with excerpts from his longer books and full-text of some of his shorter works, including some items previously unpublished. This book is an excellent tool for teachers and librarians who would like to read aloud a variety of Dahl selections and excite students about reading the complete books for themselves. It's a real treat for anyone who loves the wry English wit of Dahl and the quirky illustrations of Quentin Blake, a treasure to own and use.

Excellent, Marvelous world created, again, by Roald Dah!l
If you have have ever read any Roald Dahl books or even just heard he is a real good author, trust me you need to buy this book! It has bits from ALL his childrens books and some whole books em selves! Such as Esio Trot about the love between a man, a woman, and a TURTLE???!! You'll love this book!!!

Magical Stories For All Ages
My kids love Roald Dahl. I have to admit that I love his books too. Dahl tells wonderful, magical stories in such detail that you believe that those things actually could happen and you feel that you're right there with the BFG (Big Friendly Giant)or spying on real witches. To have all these delightful stories in one book, it's like a dream come true. Now we don't have to stand in the library debating on which of Dahl's books we have or haven't read. I really recomend this book for young children-and adults.


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