Lady Tremont is a medium who conducts seances, and her daughter's talent as a "finder" of lost things and people is well-known. Grateful clients contribute to the "Fund for Psychical Research," which is in reality the household account and manages to keep the wolf from the door. Although Maylene Treadwell's meticulous "research" adds drama (not to mention credibility) to her mother's performances, Lady Tremont's contacts to the spirit world seem to be quite genuine indeed.
Of course, Lord Hyatt is neither impressed nor convinced. He only attends the seances on his prospective father-in-law's behalf. He could not possibly be attracted to the unconventional Miss Treadwell. No indeed! It is only a coincidence that he is no longer interested in his mistress and that he always seems to be apologizing for taking liberties with Miss Treadwell's luscious lips. Once his fiancée is found, they will be married and he will have no reason to think of the Treadwell women ever again.
On her part, Maylene is certain that the young heiress ran away to escape a forced marriage to a boorish womanizer. No intelligent woman in her right mind would ever wish to marry such a disagreeable cur. Well, not unless kissing happened to be involved, that is. Oddly enough, Maylene's common sense seems to desert her whenever she finds herself in close proximity to the despised earl.
To this delightful comedy, add a missing duke's heir, a silly young viscount who wants to contact his beloved mother for advice on how to go one with his life, and a one-legged soldier with an uncertain future, not to mention a jealous spirit guide named Max, and you end up with a hilarious romp into the Regency world that is so wonderfully typical of Ms. Metzger's novels.
Do yourself a favor and run, don't walk, to pick up this latest masterpiece by Barbara Metzger. You won't regret it!
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I am enchanted withMetzger's zany characters and witty style. The characters are likeable and fun.
If you can get a hold of this book, I guarantee it will be an asset to your regency library.
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If you enjoy Regency Books, (and can find this one) I think you will not be disappointed.
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4. Read about the tumultuous events at Primrose Cottage, which, although he truly doesn't need it, the Seventh Viscount Knowle had anticipated to be a part of his inheritance. While he was off fighting Boney, however, his aged Aunt Sophie had not only acquired a companion, Miss Angelina Armstead, but a hoard of hairy 'heirs' as well. The two ladies have turned Primrose Cottage into a sanctuary for problem doggies, or doggies with problems. As the somewhat toplofty Viscount tries to dislodge Miss Angelina along with her doggies, a slightly different outcome occurs. She dislodges his heart from the block of ice in which it had been hiding. As all of this unfolds, you will no doubt --
5. Chuckle. 6. Chortle. 7. Giggle. 8. Guffaw. 9. Wipe tears from eyes. 10. Laugh some more, ad infinitum.
Warning: Do not, under any circumstances, give this book to anyone who is recuperating from surgery. Anyone who has had stitches put into their person within the previous thirty days must avoid this book for at least another thirty days.
This is without doubt, the funniest book I have ever read. If only Ms. Metzger could write for television. She'd keep people off the streets, that's for certain. It's really too bad there can't be extra stars available for such superlative efforts.
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This author produces some very light, frothy but excellently written and tightly constructed regencies. They say it is harder to be a comedian than a tragedian and I think Metzger demonstrates this. Lord Heartless is one of my favourite examples of this.
The story strains credibility and is certainly told with tongue firmly in cheek. Just allow yourself to be swept up into the nonsensical story of Viscount Hartleigh and his prim, proper and titled housekeeper, Mrs Carissa Kane. There is an abandoned wife, a rake, a foundling, an enchanting child, assorted silly and profane animals and a supporting cast of weird and wonderful servants.
Take it at face value and give yourself a laugh - a farcical tour de force which gave me a moment's amusement whilst unpacking too many boxes off the moving van!
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Kennard Cartland, the Duke of Casewell, is very much a man of the ton. He's rich, good looking, a responsible duke, and has a reputation of being a very generous and excellent lover. He also has a deep, dark secret. He is a brilliant artist. Each night, he repairs to his house in Lonsdale Street, where he spends the night (after having indulged with the lady of the night, literally) painting nudes. One night, instead of painting his latest conquest, he creates a beautiful woman out of his imagination. In fact, she's so beautiful and perfect that he even finds himself drooling over her, for all that she's a figment of his imagination. So you can well imagine his shock when the lady in the painting starts talking to him and upbraiding him for everything from his many self indulgences, his casual use of women, and the cold manner in which he has chosen his future wife. The duke is fit to be tied -- could he be losing his mind?
Afraid that this may be the case, he repairs promptly to the estate of a Dr. Bannister, who had at one time been King George III's physician. Dr. Bannister now runs a sort of sanitarium where the aristocracy send their difficult and wayward daughters and wives. Bannister is keen to take on the duke's case. However the duke soon finds that if the good doctor cannot cure him, Bannister's regime of boiled food and rigorous exercise and knitting, will soon drive the duke quite daft from boredom. Everything the duke takes pleasure in (reading, good food, painting, & conversation) seems to be on the doctor's forbidden list. Indeed the only bright spot in this very grim landscape seems to be Bannister's niece, Lilyanne. But Lilyanne is convinced that the duke is dangerous, and so keeps her distance. Stung that (for once) his rank, good looks and legendary charm seems not to be working on Lilyanne, the duke goes all out to win her trust and approval. And the more time he gets to spend with Lilyanne, the more she's proving to be just too irresistible a temptation. Surely he cannot be falling for a young woman of modest means and background?
Lilyanne Bannister has all but given up hope of ever finding happiness and love. Orphaned at an early age, Lilyanne and her sister, are quite dependent on their uncle. And in order to give her sister a chance at some kind of life, Lilyanne has all but resigned herself to acting as her uncle's assistant at the sanitarium. She was quite resigned to her fate; and then one day, rich, charming and handsome Kennard Cartland enters her life. From the very start Lilyanne knew that she would have to arm herself against his charm. But it isn't too long before she's falling under his spell, esp since he actually seems to enjoy talking to her and listening to her opinions. Knowing that nothing can come from this friendship, Lilyanne is quite stoic about the fact that they will never ever meet again once he leaves the sanitarium. But then the duke finds himself in the middle of a scandal involving two missing ex-mistresses. And he turns to Lilyanne for help. Now Lilyanne finds herself in London, living in his London house, and seeing him everyday. Could this renewed contact mean a second chance at love for the Lilyanne and the duke?
With "The Painted Lady," Barbara Metzger has delivered yet another gem. And this time, she's written the novel in a really droll manner, full of dry asides and hilarious observations. Metzger spares no one -- she's even witty at her hero's expense. I couldn't contain my laughter, esp when the 'painted lady' mocked and upbraided the duke. And Metzger does a wonderful job of depicting the duke's confusion over his feelings for Lilyanne, and that he can hear his 'painted lady' talk; as well as Lilyanne's wistful hopes of one day leading a life quite different form the one she's currently living. Only two things detracted a little from my overall enjoyment of this novel: the rushed manner in which Metzger tied things up at the end, and the manner in which she would lapse every now and then into 20th century colloqualisms. However this is a wickedly funny romance novel, and is definitely a book that you can read and reread over and over again.
This is a brilliantly funny book, and is definitely a keeper!