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Death of a Transvestite picks up directly where Killer in Drag ends and features most of the same character but in style, it is a very different book. Written two years after Killer, Death of a Transvestite has a streak of fear and paranoia running through it as well as several caustic and bitter comments on the state of the Hollywood film industry. Whereas Killer featured a bizarre sincerity to its plea for tolerance, Death is almost a work of nihilism. As such, in tone and style, it is far different from the work that proceeded it. In that way, it resembles the first two Frankenstien films directed by another bitter casualty of Hollywood, James Whale. Whereas the first Frankenstien was almost somber, Whale's Bride of Frankenstien, while obviously continuing the story of the first film, was a deliberately insane, middle finger to the Hollywood establishment. The same analogy can be applied to Wood's two Glen Marker books (though he'd, undoubtly, perfer an analogy involving Bela Lugosi's Dracula as opposed to the classic Karloff films). If Killer was one of Wood's last attempts to turn pulp into art, Death of a Transvestite was his final admission that sometimes, pure trash is preferable to both.
Patrolman Kelton: "Why do I always get hooked up with these spook details? Monsters, graves, bodies, drag queens. There's a full fledged riot going on and I have to investigate the DEATH OF A TRANSVESTITE, not to mention a KILLER IN DRAG lying wounded next to him, his blood oozing out like whiskey from a broken bottle."
Lieutenant John Harper: "No doubt about it, that's the ugliest drag queen I've ever seen. He's dead...murdered...and somebody's responsible!"
Patrolman Kelton: "The ambulance is on the way but, with the riot going on, the traffic is jammed up tighter than this drag queen's sweater. Do you think the rioters will let the ambulance through? What do you think will be the next obstacle they'll put in our way?"
Lieutenant John Harper: "Well, as long as they can think we'll have our problems. I don't believe what I'm seeing!"
Inspector Daniel Clay, recently shot dead in the line of duty, is approaching them. He is a huge hulk of a man. Although he was buried in his finest suit, he is wearing red high heels, pink capri pants and a pink angora sweater. Atop his huge, bald head is a disheveled blonde wig. He approaches them in a menacing manner and, acting on instinct, they begin shooting at him. They empty several rounds into him at point blank range, but it has no effect on him.
Patrolman Kelton: "Clay is dead, and we buried him. How are we going to kill somebody that's already dead? Dead! And yet there he stands! I don't believe what I'm seeing!"
Just then a flying saucer buzzes them. It projects a beam of blue light on the scene as an ambulance screeches into view.
Ambulance Driver Criswell: "That flying saucer has been following us since we left the hospital. It guided us right to this spot."
Lieutenant John Harper: "I don't see a flying saucer. I see a weather balloon surrounded by swamp gas, and that's all I see."
Ambulance Driver Criswell: "You see? You see? Your stupid minds...stupid! Stupid!"
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Edward D. Wood, Jr. specialized in making movies that weren't really all that good. In fact, the majority of them have recieved a sort of fame based on the assumption that they represent the worst films ever to come out of Hollywood. As his films have recently achieved a sort of camp appreciation, so has the late Mr. Wood. In fact, he has become such a legendary figure of incompetent amusement that it is easy to forget that, at one time, Ed Wood was no different than any other aspiring filmmaker -- he wanted to make films, he had next to no money or important connections in the film industry, and nobody took him all that seriously. Yet, unlike the majority of others who come to Hollywood without a prayer, Ed Wood actually succeeded in making a sizeable number of films (regardless of their quality) and ultimately, died a rather tragic, early death as a result of pursuing his dream. It's easy to forget that before he became a figure of camp amusement, Ed Wood was an actual human being and that's why we're lucky to have Rudolph Grey's humorous yet ultimately melancholy biography Nightmare in Ecstacy to remind us of that.
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All of his favorite fetishes are here in this book as he explores the [1960s version of] seedy Hollywood. He manages to mention "angora sweaters" nearly a dozen times throughout the book. Mr. Wood warns starlets that there isn't any film in that screen test camera. He explains how to seem like a bigshot while living a dive apartment-- have all your meetings downstairs at the complex's POOL. He brags that all of his movies got RELEASED [wow]-- unlike some other cheapie
directors. He even explains how to live for FREE in Hollywood [sleep in the park-- but don't forget blankets].
Chapter Ten: How to Make a Cheap Picture and Fail. "This is the easiest chapter of all to write,"-- Ed's implied admission that maybe he isn't the Hollywood BigWig he pretends to be.
Ed wrote his books as a stream of consciousness-- and it shows. But "Hollywood Rat Race" is like having a great three hour conversion with someone who's seen it all... and can still laugh about it!
Keep rollin.