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The evening grew late, we had just read _Everyone Poops_, still rather silly, so I read this to the crowd.
See, the plot is about this kid named Dan, and his coordination-impaired family. The first time he trips, his mommy (who is, of course, at home) cleans it and puts a bandage on the skinned knee, and proclaims it "better than new!" Bad move, mom.
He falls again, gets another bandage. His little sister's doll falls, gets a *bump* on her head, so dolly gets a bandage, too. (I expected a dent, not a bump, since that would involve blood coming to the point of the injury, but who am I to question Doctor Dan?) Dolly is better-than-new! Sis looks and finds an old scratch on her leg, so she gets a bandage, and is better than new. The dog holds up his paw...bandage...better....
The scary thing is DAD is with a LAWNMOWER! Apparently he just nicks his finger, so Danny-boy can fix it, but I was anticipating an amputation, with the severed body part taped on with LOTS of band-aids[tm].
I think Mom survives this freakish, accident-prone day unscathed, but I'm not sure. Buy it and check it out for me!

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I remember my mother reading this book to me, and I'm sure her mother read it to her. I read it to my little sister thousands of times, it seems. I'm fortunate to be able to pass the tradition on to my daughter.

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