Vroom! Vroom! My engine starts. I feel my tires screech out of the driveway and onto the highway. I see the open road ahead and "push the pedal to the metal." With police on my tail, I do a u-turn at 100 mph!

I turn out of control like a daredevil. Man, look out! I slam into a police car and get a bruise. My driver feels like he's sitting on top of the world! My lights are slammed to the point they don' t work any more. My number is America and I bump the other cars off the road.

Aaaah! Crash! I feel heat! Fire! I explode! My driver is taken to the hospital! Some words rhyme and others don't!

Six months later I'm going to get a new owner. But no. It is the same one. Oh well, maybe he has learned a lesson. My fellow cars will be amazed. I am magnificent car! I am outstanding car! I have Fame!

Yes!

I had Dr. Germain as a teacher about a year ago at Phillips Academy, Andover, and after my first day of classes, I knew this man was a genius. Throughout the year, I improved my writing as well as my knowledge and desire to learn. He is quite possibily the best teacher I have ever had. I heard he is retiring this year, and I wish him all the best. In case he reads this, Dr. G, thanks a lot for everything.

Edward Germain should be up there with Shakespeare and Joyce...his descritpion and research of surrealism is beyond his days.